Canadian Temperature Scale:

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Canadian Temperature Scale:



+70 degrees

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear, people in Canada go swimming in the lakes.



+60 degrees

North Carolinians try to turn on the heat, people in Canada plant gardens.



+50

Californians shiver uncontrollably, people in Canada sunbathe.



+40 degrees

Italian & English cars won’t start, people in Canada drive with the windows down.



+32 degrees

Distilled water freezes, Lake Superior gets thicker.



+20 degrees

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats, Canadians throw on a flannel shirt.



+15 degrees

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat, Canadians have the last cookout before it gets cold.



0 degrees

People in Miami all die….Canadians lick the flagpole.



-20 degrees

Californians fly to Mexico, Canadians get out their winter coats.



-40 degrees

Hollywood disintegrates, Canadian Girl Scouts are selling cookies door to door.



-60 degrees

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic, Canadian Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival� classes until it gets cold enough.



-80 degrees

Mount St. Helens freezes, Canadians rent some videos.



-100 degrees

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Canadians get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg.



-297 degrees

Microbial life no longer survive on dairy products, Canadian cows complain about farmers with cold hands.



-400 degrees (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale)

All atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying “Eh, cold ‘nuff for ya?�



-500 degrees

Hell freezes over and Calgary wins the Stanley Cup!!!!!!!

[MD Willington]

[Lady Dee]

Too Good

[lilmamma]

that was a good one.....

[coolman]

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