Hunting with Dad

bigsackbob · 07-19-2006, 10:03 PM

A father woke up his daughter at the crack of dawn. He said come on honey we are goin hunting , we're getting low on meat. She said please daddy dont make me go im tired...please she said....i'll do anything i mean anything if u don't make me go. He said well if you really don't wanna go you can bend over and let daddy get ya in the behind or u can give daddy oral. She said oh daddy isnt there anything else i can do. He said no, that was the only 2 options for her to get out of hunting. So she said okay, got down on her knees and took her dad in her mouth, two seconds later she backed up and spit. She said that tastes like shit. Daddy said yea your brother didn't want to go hunting either.

**Maximal** · 07-19-2006, 11:03 PM

eeeewwwwwww

Lady Dee · 07-20-2006, 10:52 AM

YUCK!

**Maximal** · 07-20-2006, 10:55 AM

I'm guessing it reminds Irondog of his childhood

**Danimal** · 07-28-2006, 06:35 AM

lilindian28 · 07-29-2006, 08:32 PM

that is nasty eeeeeewwwww

drsampr · 07-30-2006, 07:36 PM

that is some really fucked up shit right there. . .

ty45 · 08-09-2006, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximal

eeeewwwwwww

that is the grossest joke i ever herd

**Maximal** · 08-09-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ty45

that is the grossest joke i ever herd

How do you herd a joke?

Welcome aboard the site!

**WillRiker** · 08-09-2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximal

How do you herd a joke?

I think that it's similar to how you would herd sheep, but I'm not sure how you do that either.....Where's boba when you need him??

07-19-2006, 10:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
bigsackbob Newbie Sperm Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1	Hunting with Dad A father woke up his daughter at the crack of dawn. He said come on honey we are goin hunting , we're getting low on meat. She said please daddy dont make me go im tired...please she said....i'll do anything i mean anything if u don't make me go. He said well if you really don't wanna go you can bend over and let daddy get ya in the behind or u can give daddy oral. She said oh daddy isnt there anything else i can do. He said no, that was the only 2 options for her to get out of hunting. So she said okay, got down on her knees and took her dad in her mouth, two seconds later she backed up and spit. She said that tastes like shit. Daddy said yea your brother didn't want to go hunting either.

07-19-2006, 11:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: Hunting with Dad eeeewwwwwww __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

07-20-2006, 10:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: Hunting with Dad YUCK! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

07-20-2006, 10:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: Hunting with Dad I'm guessing it reminds Irondog of his childhood __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

07-28-2006, 06:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 745	Re: Hunting with Dad

07-29-2006, 08:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
lilindian28 MTW Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 292	Re: Hunting with Dad that is nasty eeeeeewwwww

07-30-2006, 07:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
drsampr Butt Scratcher Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 68	Re: Hunting with Dad that is some really fucked up shit right there. . . __________________ Black. . . or rather the Red. . . on her Silk white sheets. . . like Roses. . . Black. . .

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