WATER

**Danimal** · 05-22-2006, 12:01 PM

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter (about a quart) of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2.2 pounds of E. coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 2 pounds of Shit every year from drinking water.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. And alcohol itself is used to kill bacteria.

WATER = Shit

RUM,WHISKEY, GIN & WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself from Shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Shit than to drink water and be full of Shit.

**Maximal** · 05-23-2006, 12:13 PM

Now we know why Will isn't so full of shit!

**TATTOOED_1_ONE** · 05-23-2006, 12:16 PM

(Opening another Budweiser) CHEERS!!!!!

05-22-2006, 12:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 745	WATER WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter (about a quart) of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2.2 pounds of E. coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 2 pounds of Shit every year from drinking water. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. And alcohol itself is used to kill bacteria. WATER = Shit RUM,WHISKEY, GIN & WINE = HEALTH Free yourself from Shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Shit than to drink water and be full of Shit.

05-23-2006, 12:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: WATER Now we know why Will isn't so full of shit! __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

05-23-2006, 12:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
TATTOOED_1_ONE Junior Monkey Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 907	Re: WATER (Opening another Budweiser) CHEERS!!!!! __________________ I used to have problems, then I got an attitude and now there are bodies where the problems used to be....

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