Randoms...

Lady Dee · 04-09-2006, 10:00 PM

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: Worked it out with a pencil

*This ones for you lilmilf*
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.

boba · 04-09-2006, 11:04 PM

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.

Lady Dee · 04-10-2006, 03:48 PM

Of course you would pick out the Cowboy one...You and your cowboys!

Morty'sSmellySis · 04-10-2006, 08:28 PM

Hilarious...good times

04-09-2006, 10:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Randoms... Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN! Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. Q. How do men sort out their laundry? A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable. Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? A. It doesn't need cleaning. Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: Worked it out with a pencil This ones for you lilmilf Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week! Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out? A. A lesbian with a hard-on. Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off! Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes. __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

04-09-2006, 11:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
boba Rhinestone Cowboy Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 191	Re: Randoms... Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes. __________________ http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...5d6b26baf3.jpg http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...cd4c48cad6.gif Ozzy Fudd-Kill the wabbit

04-10-2006, 03:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: Randoms... Of course you would pick out the Cowboy one...You and your cowboys! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

04-10-2006, 08:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Morty'sSmellySis Our Twisted Leader's Smelly Sibling Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 284	Re: Randoms... Hilarious...good times __________________ "I am not alone, I am not afraid, I am not unhappy. These are the words I say to myself everyday."-VNV Nation

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