Turner Brown (Yikes)

**I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned** · 04-09-2006, 02:49 PM

Irondog, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to leave you alone, but I saw this and thought of you. I don't know about the "details", but I could see your size being possibly intimidating to someone if they didn't know you better (or heaven forbid they got on your bad side).

... This one's for you big guy! (No bait. Sorry. Just can't help but see you in this.

Maybe you should consider changing your name? )

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20
inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle
weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, "Turn around"!

Goro · 04-09-2006, 03:11 PM

**Danimal** · 04-09-2006, 10:16 PM

**Maximal** · 04-10-2006, 05:56 PM

Yup that sounds like irondog

04-09-2006, 02:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 951	Turner Brown (Yikes) Irondog, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to leave you alone, but I saw this and thought of you. I don't know about the "details", but I could see your size being possibly intimidating to someone if they didn't know you better (or heaven forbid they got on your bad side). ... This one's for you big guy! (No bait. Sorry. Just can't help but see you in this. Maybe you should consider changing your name? ) A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"! Last edited by I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned; 04-09-2006 at 03:10 PM.

04-09-2006, 10:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 745	Re: Turner Brown (Yikes)

04-10-2006, 05:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: Turner Brown (Yikes) Yup that sounds like irondog __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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