Poor Ol' Henrietta!

[I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned]

Old Lady Henryetta, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her
husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death

Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart
since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact
location.

"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your
left breast, Why do you ask?" Henryetta hung-up without answering.

Later that night, Henryetta was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.

[Danimal]

That's so bad.....