Used car

**Maximal** · 04-04-2006, 11:07 AM

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.

boba · 04-04-2006, 12:22 PM

Lady Dee · 04-04-2006, 04:31 PM

Wow! I'm speechless

04-04-2006, 11:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Used car It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting. __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

04-04-2006, 12:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
boba Rhinestone Cowboy Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 191	Re: Used car __________________ http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...5d6b26baf3.jpg http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...cd4c48cad6.gif Ozzy Fudd-Kill the wabbit

04-04-2006, 04:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: Used car Wow! I'm speechless __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

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