Alcohol is bad

**Maximal** · 04-04-2006, 10:46 AM

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde lady who is sitting by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they spread."

**Danimal** · 04-04-2006, 12:38 PM

I know a few women like that, God bless them.

Goro · 04-04-2006, 03:36 PM

Lady Dee · 04-04-2006, 04:27 PM

I know a few woman like that too, just glad i'm not a big drinker!

04-04-2006, 10:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Alcohol is bad Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde lady who is sitting by herself. Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they spread." __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

04-04-2006, 12:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 745	Re: Alcohol is bad I know a few women like that, God bless them.

04-04-2006, 03:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Goro Freaky Gaming Chick Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 184	Alcohol is bad

04-04-2006, 04:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: Alcohol is bad I know a few woman like that too, just glad i'm not a big drinker! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

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