My Vote: Break Those Egg Timers...

[I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned]

Cooking breakfast ................
She was in the kitchen doing two minute eggs for breakfast. He
walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says "The egg timer's broken!"



Okay, I say break those darned egg timers. Any excuse that works works, ya know? (I mean even quickies can be fun!) Whew!