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Old 03-24-2006, 07:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes Filing Taxes

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a farmer." The accountant asks, "What does farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
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Old 04-03-2006, 02:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought that look familiar. And by using the search mode, I found that I posted the same one earlier this month. It's tough getting old and losing your memory.
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Yep, it sure is tough getting old. You, on the other hand, have been sniffing more than your finger if you think it's still March. (You said you posted that earlier THIS month, right?)
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Touche
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Danimal, that's the third time in the past week someone's caught me duplicating a post. I will be going to the search option before posting from now on. But that doesn't mean you can't play with me for some other reason...I enjoyed it.

Now there HAS to be some advantages to being my age. Oh yeah...the estrogen storms are far less violent and the testosterone surges are fantastic...what a rush...I can wake up about any time for whoppee...uh huh! Yeah...I'm all for the focus on advantages.
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