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Old 03-24-2006, 06:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink Asses

We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where means a smile and is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by ) and ( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here's a few:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_^^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Asses

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(_o_) an ass that's been around
I think I just found something to add to IronDog's title.
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I think I just found something to add to IronDog's title.
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Re: Asses

.. heres some boobs ( * )Y( * ) (*)y(*)
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, I think Morty can add (__!__) a fat ass to my profile
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