Drinks on the House

**Danimal** · 03-22-2006, 06:51 PM

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and he drinks it. Then he looks in his shirt pocket and orders another drink. He does the same thing with the second drink and orders a third drink. The bartender pours the drink and says "listen pal I'll buy you drinks all night long if you tell me why you keep looking in your shirt pocket". To this the guy replies "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good I know I've had enough to drink and it's time to go home".

SSgt Shak · 03-23-2006, 04:40 AM

Good one.

boba · 03-26-2006, 05:47 PM

03-22-2006, 06:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 745	Drinks on the House This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and he drinks it. Then he looks in his shirt pocket and orders another drink. He does the same thing with the second drink and orders a third drink. The bartender pours the drink and says "listen pal I'll buy you drinks all night long if you tell me why you keep looking in your shirt pocket". To this the guy replies "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good I know I've had enough to drink and it's time to go home".

03-23-2006, 04:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 657	Re: Drinks on the House Good one.

03-26-2006, 05:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
boba Rhinestone Cowboy Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 191	Re: Drinks on the House __________________ http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...5d6b26baf3.jpg http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...cd4c48cad6.gif Ozzy Fudd-Kill the wabbit

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