dead skunk

[waggzy]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when
the wife says to her husband, stop the car because there was a baby skunk
laying at the side of the road.
She got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her
husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us,
get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat
him with died at the scene.