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Old 03-02-2006, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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As we age, our priorities change . The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went golfing.
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Re: My hero

And that would call for the "DOG HOUSE!"
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