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Old 02-23-2006, 04:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes ice cream

A man takes his wife out for dinner and part way thruogh excuses herself to go to the washroom...when she returns to the table her husband notices a really strange look on her face and asks her whats wrong to which she replies well...theres a man in the back room who i want you to go over and beat the shit out of...the guy asks why on earth for?? she tells hin that on her way to the washroom he stopped her and told her that he wanted to fill her coochie full of ice cream and eat it all out....the man replies to her...well if you think im gonna mess with anybody who can eat that much ice cream your nuts.
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Old 02-26-2006, 03:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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FAT CHICKS NEED LOVIN TOO!!!!!!!
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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who says she is fat, I thought he was calling her loose
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i thought the same as max!
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