The Hitch-hiker(?)

Scavok · 11-26-2005, 02:40 PM

A hitch-hiker has spent his whole day trying to flag down a vehicle to catch a ride in. Well near the end of the day he finally gets a diesel to pull over. He hops inside and after no longer than 10 minutes of riding her hears a noise in the backseat. The driver explains to him that he has a pet monkey that is in the backseat. Then the driver ask the hitch-hiker if he wants to see a trick. The hitch-hiker says sure and the driver smacks the monkey real hard. Then the monkey goes up to the driver unzips his pants and starts suckin the drivers dick. The hitch-hiker is staring in amazement when the driver says do u want to try. The hitch-hiker replys .."Sure, i just dont want you to hit me that hard"

Hope u guys havent heard this one .. credit to my friend chase

**BunnyMan** · 11-30-2005, 08:24 PM

I've heard a similar but it involved a blonde and a crocodile...

you wouldn't want a monkey to suck your dick either... they are small and have sharp teeth... apes is where it's at.

Lady Dee · 12-14-2005, 04:00 PM

Why would you want a monkey or an ape, what happened to the old fashioned Hooker...?

Scavok · 12-14-2005, 04:02 PM

monkeys dont have aids

its a joke lady ... or unless u wanna become a hooker

11-26-2005, 02:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scavok lilman midget molester Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 528	The Hitch-hiker(?) A hitch-hiker has spent his whole day trying to flag down a vehicle to catch a ride in. Well near the end of the day he finally gets a diesel to pull over. He hops inside and after no longer than 10 minutes of riding her hears a noise in the backseat. The driver explains to him that he has a pet monkey that is in the backseat. Then the driver ask the hitch-hiker if he wants to see a trick. The hitch-hiker says sure and the driver smacks the monkey real hard. Then the monkey goes up to the driver unzips his pants and starts suckin the drivers dick. The hitch-hiker is staring in amazement when the driver says do u want to try. The hitch-hiker replys .."Sure, i just dont want you to hit me that hard" Hope u guys havent heard this one .. credit to my friend chase __________________ 9:22 pm [WillRiker]: I was just supremly fucking annoyed by the little shit ... nice to see im loved

11-30-2005, 08:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
BunnyMan Mr MTW Fuckin' Know It All Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,373	Re: The Hitch-hiker(?) I've heard a similar but it involved a blonde and a crocodile... you wouldn't want a monkey to suck your dick either... they are small and have sharp teeth... apes is where it's at. __________________ Go To Dark Ninjas.com!

12-14-2005, 04:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,997	Re: The Hitch-hiker(?) Why would you want a monkey or an ape, what happened to the old fashioned Hooker...? __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

12-14-2005, 04:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Scavok lilman midget molester Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 528	Re: The Hitch-hiker(?) monkeys dont have aids its a joke lady ... or unless u wanna become a hooker __________________ 9:22 pm [WillRiker]: I was just supremly fucking annoyed by the little shit ... nice to see im loved

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