Life Is A Test

sneakydave · 11-19-2005, 05:40 PM

At age 4, success is... not pissing in your pants.
At age 12, success is... having friends.
At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is... having sex.
At age 35, success is... having money.
At age 50, success is... having money.
At age 60, success is... having sex.
At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is... having friends.
At age 80, success is... not pissing in your pants

Lady Dee · 11-20-2005, 02:02 PM

it's all about the money, sex and of course not pissing the pants...clever Dave

Bones · 11-22-2005, 05:22 PM

Dave. That is about as crusty as a buckskin tampon.
But so very true.

nubclub · 01-08-2006, 11:07 AM

You think that's fun??? You ought to try tying your shoes without fingers. What's even worse is using a bar of soap.

boba · 01-08-2006, 08:13 PM

thats pretty good

**Maximal** · 01-08-2006, 08:44 PM

if you say so

11-19-2005, 05:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
sneakydave Ooops....... Did I just lie to you? Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 346	Life Is A Test At age 4, success is... not pissing in your pants. At age 12, success is... having friends. At age 16, success is... having a driver's license. At age 20, success is... having sex. At age 35, success is... having money. At age 50, success is... having money. At age 60, success is... having sex. At age 70, success is... having a driver's license. At age 75, success is... having friends. At age 80, success is... not pissing in your pants __________________ Expect nothing. And you will never be disapointed.

11-20-2005, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	it's all about the money, sex and of course not pissing the pants...clever Dave __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

11-22-2005, 05:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Dave. That is about as crusty as a buckskin tampon. But so very true. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

01-08-2006, 11:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
nubclub Newbie Sperm Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3	Re: Life Is A Test You think that's fun??? You ought to try tying your shoes without fingers. What's even worse is using a bar of soap.

01-08-2006, 08:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
boba Rhinestone Cowboy Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 191	Re: Life Is A Test thats pretty good

01-08-2006, 08:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: Life Is A Test if you say so __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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