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Old 11-15-2005, 05:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes A better understanding

Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush.You have AIDS".

Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

"Eat 1 sausage,1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1 huge box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says,

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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Old 11-15-2005, 06:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Shit in a bucket, Batman! - after passing all that stuff, your chocolate starfish would probably feel like you'd had a night of bum love with a troop of drunken turkish soldiers anyway! :dick:
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