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Old 11-13-2005, 06:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sick Joke Central

A guy walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well I'll tell you," replies the bloke, "You know I live by the railtracks? well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!" He continued "We made love all night, all over the house. We did every thing, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!"

"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "You lucky bastard, was she very pretty?"

"I dunno," he said " I never found her head."
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And to think, there are actually people out there who may do that....right Dave?
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Some people would say 'finders keepers', although refrigiration is advisable for any long - term relationship.
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