Sick Joke Central

hibby1875 · 11-13-2005, 06:13 PM

A guy walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well I'll tell you," replies the bloke, "You know I live by the railtracks? well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!" He continued "We made love all night, all over the house. We did every thing, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!"

"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "You lucky bastard, was she very pretty?"

"I dunno," he said " I never found her head."

Lady Dee · 11-16-2005, 11:12 AM

And to think, there are actually people out there who may do that....right Dave?

hibby1875 · 11-16-2005, 11:33 AM

Some people would say 'finders keepers', although refrigiration is advisable for any long - term relationship.

11-13-2005, 06:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
hibby1875 Goat Fucker Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 285	Sick Joke Central A guy walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well I'll tell you," replies the bloke, "You know I live by the railtracks? well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!" He continued "We made love all night, all over the house. We did every thing, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!" "Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "You lucky bastard, was she very pretty?" "I dunno," he said " I never found her head." __________________ As Joe Mangel said: 'I was a bit worse for the turps'.

11-16-2005, 11:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	And to think, there are actually people out there who may do that....right Dave? __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

11-16-2005, 11:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
hibby1875 Goat Fucker Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 285	Some people would say 'finders keepers', although refrigiration is advisable for any long - term relationship. __________________ As Joe Mangel said: 'I was a bit worse for the turps'.

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