Who to fire???

[Maximal]

The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed it

down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision,

they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would

fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all

night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her

and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."