New Alcohol Warnings for Bottles

[Captain Barr]

#1 Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
#2 Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
#3 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
#4 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
#5 Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
#6 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
#7 Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
#8 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
#9 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
#10 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
#11 Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
#12 Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

[oldskoolfool]

thats pretty good it actually made me chuckle