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Old 10-17-2005, 10:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the woman running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter.

"Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop!" the shocked girl shouts.

"I know," he replies. "I'd like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this."
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