Turn off the intercom dummy

[Maximal]

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The
pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our
final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us
today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear
his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying
to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and
take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the
huge tits out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take
her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all
night long."

Aghast and amused,everyone on the plane hears this and
immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure
out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the
plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the
cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips
over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's
gotta take a shit first."

[SSgt Shak]

Good one max!