One for the ladies

krakbaknsak · 09-27-2005, 08:55 PM

You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of
life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.

MD Willington · 09-28-2005, 04:03 PM

Only marry foreign women...

http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreig...re_better.html

09-27-2005, 08:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
krakbaknsak Monkey Baby Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 41	One for the ladies You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make! A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.

09-28-2005, 04:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
MD Willington Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,970	Only marry foreign women... http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreig...re_better.html __________________ America is not at war. The US Military is at war. America is at the mall. Magnesium Citrate - The Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives.

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