Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman

**I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned** · 09-04-2005, 03:27 PM

Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant...

"I finished the Oreo's."

"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!"

"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

"Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."

"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

"Get your *own* ice cream."

"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

"Got milk ?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

"Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

"Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water..."

"Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your ass!"

"You don't have the guts to pull that trigger..."

**Nora Diniro** · 09-05-2005, 08:21 PM

LMAO...so true...

lil shorty · 09-09-2005, 02:01 PM

i so would say something like that...if i ever got preg.

09-04-2005, 03:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 951	Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant... "I finished the Oreo's." "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!" "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl." "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" "Get your own ice cream." "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." "Got milk ?" "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water..." "Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your ass!" "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger..."

09-05-2005, 08:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,374	LMAO...so true... __________________ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

09-09-2005, 02:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
lil shorty MTW Jail Bait Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 94	i so would say something like that...if i ever got preg. __________________ threw the wind and the rain she stands hard as stone

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