Who Understands Men?

**I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned** · 08-26-2005, 05:03 PM

Men may not all be as easy as "bring the beer and show up neked", but com'mon now, are they ever this complex?????? mschievious

Who Understands Men?

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and
heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome
but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome
but are nice men with money
think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual
don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money
and are heterosexual are shy and...
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

lilmamma · 08-28-2005, 04:20 PM

noone understands them ..........

08-26-2005, 05:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 951	Who Understands Men? Men may not all be as easy as "bring the beer and show up neked", but com'mon now, are they ever this complex?????? mschievious Who Understands Men? The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and are heterosexual are shy and... NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!! The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

08-28-2005, 04:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	noone understands them .......... __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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