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Old 08-26-2005, 04:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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God Bless America!

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Business Sign in the Window:





"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"


This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business
in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an
inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from
all across the country would be marching on this business . . . and
that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry
crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be
tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . .
.
We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our
greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?

Answer: A Funeral Home
!
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

You gotta love it!!! God Bless America!
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I see that sign all the time, not on funeral homes though.
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that was funny!!
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