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Old 08-13-2005, 07:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Dad, I've Got Some Bad News....

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a . So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
 
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