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Old 07-31-2005, 12:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What's for dinner

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it,
prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are
fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't
tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they
are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes
calls me."

His daughter screams...

"Don't eat it, Jimmy !...... It's a F#@king A%$hole"
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