Just Smile Nicely!

[I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned]

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to me in traffic and here's why........

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7
lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40
feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out
to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the
32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000
cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every
day. Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their
period. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period,
and is armed.

Flip one off? ...............I think not.