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Old 07-20-2005, 06:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Smile The One Sunday He Ddn't Show Up...

It was Palm Sunday and, because of strep throat, five-year-old
Nathan had to stay home from church with a baby-sitter. When
the family returned home carrying palm branches, he asked what
they were for.

"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by,"
his older brother Mark explained.

"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday
I don't go, He showed up!"
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