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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.


She got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.


He fell out of the family tree.


The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.


If brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate.


If you have him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.

She's one neuron short of a synapse.
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