A Cowboy's Health Tip A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson
that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.
He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great- grandchildren, 10 great-great- grand-children and a fifty-foothole where the crematorium used to be. |