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Old 07-18-2005, 07:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking A Cowboy's Health Tip

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson
that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.

He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great- grandchildren, 10 great-great- grand-children and a fifty-foothole where the crematorium used to be.
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