 Shopping for Rabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, with the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter do you keep
widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's
on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over
there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python
weally gives a thit." | 
, sweetnuts
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