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Old 07-18-2005, 06:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned
 
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Unhappy My Husband Had A Terrible Accident

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the drive-way."

The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite awhile before all the casts come off.
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