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Old 07-18-2005, 04:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My wife said that since we've been married for 20 years I should buy her a really extravagant gift. Like something that goes from zero to 200 in four seconds.
So I bought her a bathroom scale.
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Geeze was she mad??
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Lmfao!! Nice one bishop.
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