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Old 07-15-2005, 04:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Unhappy Senior Chat (oh no...is this what I'll be like in ~13 years?)

sexysixty says: HELLO EVERYONE!
sexysixty says: hi loadedlarry.......
sexysixty says: just finished my aerobics. Trying to get away from that Salvation Bra...."pick up the fallen" O


loadedlarry says: w/b sexysixty
loadedlarry says: wondered when you'd be comin' in......you takin good care of that young bod are ya' O I was watchin' the ol' waist but can't see it anymore )


sexysixty says: yeppers......gotta stay in shape hehehehe
sexysixty says: gonna go get the hair done in a few
sexysixty says: every time I lean over to fart, she pulls my hair setting me back up straight @$%&&*(*(&#^%
loadedlarry sayshands sexysixty a beano to take) hehehehe
loadedlarry says: I got more hair in my ears than on my head...O
loadedlarry says: go to the doc for my hair cuts.... hehehehe
sexysixty says: pulled a good one this morn.....O
sexysixty says: got my hearing aid mixed up with my suppository .....ROFLMAO
loadedlarry says: ool@sexysixty
loadedlarry says: well.....i dropped my dentures in the commode when i sneezed this morning. YUCK! Next time I straddle that mode, I'll cover my mouth......


sexysixty says: that reminds me.....i need to go to kmart and get some depends.....they have em' on sale today
sexysixty says: don't know what that doctor tucked up but it wasn't my bladder....arrrrrgggg
loadedlarry says: **wink** i no hun....aint no fun gettin old )
loadedlarry says: anymore my knees buckle but my belt won't O
loadedlarry says: the ol' health is getting so bad that the house is too big and the medicine cabinet is too small!


sexysixty says: yeah....been thinking about selling my house too. It was my last hubby's. I got all excited about "nothing" and then married HIM!
sexysixty says: (bonks herself on the head) duh on me!
loadedlarry says: ahhhh come on you sexy thing....let's get married. Our teeth can share the same cup at night, we can put ol' BenGay on each other, eat prunes together, split an exlax, and help each other get the ol' rocker started.
loadedlarry says: {{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}


sexysixty says: ROFLMAO ! ! ! ! ! ! You frisky ol' man! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
sexysixty says: that way I'd get to see those muscles you say you're loaded with. tee hee

loadedlarry says: Yeppers hon........and I'd get to see that 36" - 24" - 36" figure of yours. I'd like that! ! ! ! ! I have always been attracted to redheads.
loadedlarry says: Oppps....mother nature is calling....gotta go cya later


sexysixty says: Cya later....you big hunk!
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