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Talking Kitchen Signs

Clean enough to be healthy, but dirty enough to be happy

Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home
Adjust!


Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer do it yourself!


I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!


If you write in the dust, please don't date it!


I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!


A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out


If you don't like my standards of cooking. lower your standards.


Apology
My house doesn't always look like this, some days it's even worse.

If you can laugh at yourself, you will always be amused.


Help keep the kitchen clean EAT OUT


Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives,

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.

Shopping forever Housework, never!

Remember only dull women have immaculate houses
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