Still A Virgin

Moe · 07-10-2005, 08:14 AM

A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married.

On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am still a virgin."

The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times before."

The bride responds:

"Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

"My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do was...............God I miss him!"

SSgt Shak · 07-10-2005, 06:52 PM

**Nora Diniro** · 07-10-2005, 10:15 PM

hehehe I would miss the stamp colector too

mrsjessica · 07-11-2005, 12:29 AM

SSgt Shak · 07-11-2005, 06:21 AM

I forgot to tell MILF I like stamps... she should have guessed that by now though

07-10-2005, 08:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	Still A Virgin A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am still a virgin." The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times before." The bride responds: "Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. "My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it. "And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do was...............God I miss him!" __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

07-10-2005, 10:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,366	hehehe I would miss the stamp colector too __________________ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

07-11-2005, 12:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
mrsjessica Monkey Baby Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 33	rotf __________________ Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a ! -Tyler Durden

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

07-10-2005, 06:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 654

07-11-2005, 06:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 654	I forgot to tell MILF I like stamps... she should have guessed that by now though

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)