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I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned
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A man walks into a bar with a salamander in his hand. The bartender asks, "Hey, what do you call that thing?"
The man replies, "Tiny."
"Tiny? Why do you call him that?" asks the bartender.
The man replies, "Because he's my newt."
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