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Old 07-05-2005, 01:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Unhappy Brilliant Scam

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these checks to their banks. The name of the company: "The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'd cash the check just to see the look on the clerks face.
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Why would they care? They wouldnt really be embaressed of a clerk would they?
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I would have the balls to do it, just couse most of the time I don't give a rats a$$ what people think in that kinda situation. That and I would get a kick out of seeing there reation.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Why would they care? They wouldnt really be embaressed of a clerk would they?
Hell no. At least I wouldn't be. I'd tell them that it is a great company and that I highly recommend their services.And that in fact I was thinking about investing in it myself. It would be so much fun to see their reaction to that. I would probably die laughing.
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