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Fred and his family were having dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Fred received his plate he started eating right away.

"Fred, wait until we say our prayer."

"I don't have to," the boy replied.

"Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."

"But that's at our house," Fred explained, "this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook."
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