Who's Online: WillRikerSend WillRiker a message, and 15 guests.
Who's Chatting: , ,
User Name
Password
BeyondHelp
Funny, Offensive, & Wet T-Shirts
Win Free Shirts - BeyondHelp Contests

Donate and get your link here!
Uncle Melon HEYSKO Rude Fun Killer Fun
Cartoons! Humor and Jokes Dirty Elf Captain Linko
Funny Sexy Pics NoChickTrix Celebrity Honeys Extreme Funny Humor
Freaky Animals Pork Surfer 4 Funny Break Room X
Go Back   MTW Forums > General Crap > Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-05-2005, 05:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned
 
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 951
Smile I Don't Have To...

Fred and his family were having dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Fred received his plate he started eating right away.

"Fred, wait until we say our prayer."

"I don't have to," the boy replied.

"Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."

"But that's at our house," Fred explained, "this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook."
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply



Go Back   MTW Forums > General Crap > Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes!


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:04 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0
. . . . . . . . . . .
AdvertisingMortgageFinal Fantasy MP3PersonalsPersonal Loans
ToxicGoblin.com
Hayden Panettiere See Thru Bikinis
Hayden Panettiere See Thru
Hayden Panettiere See Thru Shirt
Yvonne Strahovski
Sleep
Extreme Funny Humor
Rapidshare
Sleeping
Raven Riley Rapidshare
Shawana Lenee
Polliana Rapidshare
Dirty Forum
Polliana Galleries
Sleepcreep
Shawnee Lenee
Ursula Martinez Light My Fire
Porn Bloopers
Bull Riding
Polliana Forum
Sammy4u Rapidshare
My
Ph
Ali Larter Nake Celebrity
Shawnee Lenee Video
Pictures Of Iowa
Free Sleep Creep Videos
Dirty Panty Pics
Polliana
Gallery
E
Robbie Robb In Time
Forum
Karla Spice See Thru
Bhejafry
Bonbonpie
Dedee Pfeiffer Playboy Pics
Sammy4u Pics Rapidshare
Polliana Megaupload
Free Porn Forum
Kissable Kaydin
Kissable Kaydin Rapidshare
Sammy4u Torrent
Brooke Marks
Sleepcreep Free Videos
Polliana Pics
Sleepcreep Heather
Hayley Williams Nip Slip
Sarah Chalke Nake
Brooke Marks Torrent
Twisted Humor