Oooooh, Do We Know This Family!

**I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned** · 07-04-2005, 04:37 PM

Have you ever over-heard someone saying that someone else doesn't know Jack Schitt? Have you ever wondered who he is and who his family are? Well, here's the family history of Jack Schitt.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six beautiful children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next they had twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and then another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

Bones · 07-04-2005, 05:43 PM

Shit! I think I know these people.

**Maximal** · 07-04-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bones

Shit! I think I know these people.

Sorry bones you are thinking of Schlitz not Schitt

07-04-2005, 04:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 951	Oooooh, Do We Know This Family! Have you ever over-heard someone saying that someone else doesn't know Jack Schitt? Have you ever wondered who he is and who his family are? Well, here's the family history of Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six beautiful children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next they had twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and then another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

07-04-2005, 05:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Shit! I think I know these people. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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