Married to the Devil

[I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned]

One beautiful Sunday morning the tiny town of Smithvale wakes up and goes to church. Before the service starts most of the congregation have seated themselves. They're all nattering to their neighbours when - shazam - Satan himself appears at the altar in flames. Naturally, the townspeople erupt in chaos, with people fleeing the church, left, right and centre...except for Bill Scroggs. God's ultimate nemesis seems confused. He walks up to Bill and says, "Don't you know who I am?".

Bill replies, "Aye, I do.".

Bewildered, Satan asks, "So, you aren't afraid of me then?".

"No I'm not ." replies Bill calmly.

By now, Satan's melon is twisted beyond all recognition , "Why the hell not?" the dark Overlord enquires, to which Bill replies, "Because I've been married to your sister for 25 years."