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Old 06-28-2005, 05:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Red face The Eagle is Being Replaced As Our National Emblem

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
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