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Old 06-28-2005, 05:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One morning a husband took a pair
of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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MILF keeps doing that to me. It's starting to chaff and get smaller...Hope it don't turn to a wort!
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MILF keeps doing that to me. It's starting to chaff and get smaller...Hope it don't turn to a wort!

In your case it is probably weed killer
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That's soooo baaad!
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