New California Wine for Seniors

[I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned]

California vintners in the Napa Valley area,
which primarily produces Pinot Blanc,
Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have
developed a new hybrid grape that acts
as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce
the number of trips older people have to
make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as Pinot Moir.
(pronounced pee-no-more)